Am i pregnant? I have this craving for jalepenos the canned one. I eat a big can of them in three days?

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HappyTo BeHereTo Profile

It's either that or the munchies!  Have you been in Hippy's pizza herbs?

Barb Cala Profile
Barb Cala answered

No .. Only if you eat them with pickles and ice cream .. :)

Danae Hitch Profile
Danae Hitch answered

Oh my goodness, Otis!  I am afraid that you are. In three days, you are going to give birth to some sparkalicious shine that will be spread upon the land in copious quantities. That will be $5 for the exam! Please fax the payment to 867-5309.

dragonfly forty-six Profile

Yes Otis, you are definitely pregnant. You might have to go on Jerry Springer show to find out whose the father, and you might want to talk to the virgin Mary about dealing with an immaculate conception. ;))

Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

Dang, Otis, I've warned you a hundred times not to practice japapenus interruptus. In honour of your Blurtit friends you can name the baby after Hippy's ex. (I hope she's prettier, though.)

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Shame on you Hippy. I always thought her charms were obvious. And, ah, unique.
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
She has about as much charm as she does teeth.
Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
Creature!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL! TIGER!!!! Funny! :0)
And Didge....... I like your adjective..... yes she is very unique.

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