What's that you say, man? A BAN on coffee? Perish the thought! I do not think I could not face the day without my one cup of java in the morning! I would be forced to grow illegal coffee plants in my shed, I'm afraid, brew it when the moon was full, and drink the beverage from an inconspicuous brushed nickel flask! :)
"The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce." ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., -Over the Teacups, 1891
"Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised." ~Star Trek: Voyager
"Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven." ~Jessi Lane Adams
"Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning." ~Author Unknown
"Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night." ~Prince Tallyrand
"The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce." ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., -Over the Teacups, 1891
"Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised." ~Star Trek: Voyager
"Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven." ~Jessi Lane Adams
"Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning." ~Author Unknown
"Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night." ~Prince Tallyrand