If I ate daily a Chili Frito Pie, with cheese, would that make my derriere big or huge?

2

2 Answers

Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

It would push the limits usually assigned to derrieres and would become a derrie-ouch: Truly, a callipygian catastrophe.

Try eating one every second day instead. Your gluteus maxima will thank you.

5 People thanked the writer.
Jann Nikka
Jann Nikka commented
Didgeridoo, Such big words 😊
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Not so big, Jam. Your gluteus maximus is just one of the big muscles that controls your backside. And callipygian? That might become clearer if you read this verse I once wrote about a callipygian hunter. It won't fit into this frame very well, but you'll get the idea. (Your question actually brought it to mind, which is why I answered that way.)

The callipygian hunter is a dedicated man
who hunts for callipygians in every place he can;
he hunts them on the seashore, he hunts them on the street:
he's not too keen on big ones—he prefers them small and neat.

Some catch them with a camera, but the really daring men
will try to catch them in their hands (we've got a name for them);
but many hunters only watch, they view them from behind:
some go away and think lewd thoughts—and some of those go blind!

Now the hunter knows the callipyg abounds in every land
and it's called a lot of foreign names you'd never understand:
Ask my froggy French mate Peter– ;who is also called Pierre–
He says a French girl's callipyg is called her derrière.
Jann Nikka
Jann Nikka commented
😄 thank you

Answer Question

Anonymous