Am i pregnant? I have this craving for jalepenos the canned one. I eat a big can of them in three days?

I guess we'll be calling you Otistina!

Probably not pregnant Otis, but you may have one heck of a smokin' blowout.

It's either that or the munchies!  Have you been in Hippy's pizza herbs?

No .. Only if you eat them with pickles and ice cream .. :)

Like Hippy said ! You're not pregnant but they'll be calling you Flamin Otis !

Oh my goodness, Otis!  I am afraid that you are. In three days, you are going to give birth to some sparkalicious shine that will be spread upon the land in copious quantities. That will be $5 for the exam! Please fax the payment to 867-5309.

Yes Otis, you are definitely pregnant. You might have to go on Jerry Springer show to find out whose the father, and you might want to talk to the virgin Mary about dealing with an immaculate conception. ;))

Dang, Otis, I've warned you a hundred times not to practice japapenus interruptus. In honour of your Blurtit friends you can name the baby after Hippy's ex. (I hope she's prettier, though.)