Im allergic to peanuts. And i were just wondering what would happen i stuck a peanut up my butt? URGENT HELP?!?!

Ancient Hippy answered

You'd better get that peanut out of there, quick.

Yin And Yang answered

You better call 911 for an ambulance! If you truly are allergic to peanuts the rectal orifice is extremely absorbent to things! It's almost like getting it straight into your bloodstream! No joke! CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE!

Toni Pauze answered

Are you serious?

You know you are allergic to peanuts why would you even be close to them.?

Firstname Refreshme lastname answered

Like your mouth, nose, urethra and eyes your anus lined with mucus membrane which will absorb the peanut allergy.

Yeah...don't stick peanuts up your nose either...or ahem. .other body parts.

PJ Stein answered

Depends on how severe your allergy is. If it is severe enough to close up your throat, i would say both ends would probably close up. So Anonymous, you may want to give us your name at this point so we know what to put on your headstone.